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GETOCAT
Posted: Thu Oct 18, 2018 2:08 am Reply with quote
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Worse.

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I can barley stomach the news .
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GETOCAT
Posted: Sun Dec 23, 2018 3:21 am Reply with quote
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A drunk guy is showing friends his new apartment

The last stop is the bedroom, where a big brass gong sits next to the bed.

“What’s that gong for?” the friend asks him.

“It’s not a gong,” the drunk replies. “It’s a talking clock.”

“How does it work?”

The guys picks up a hammer, gives the gong an ear-shattering pound, and steps back.

Suddenly, someone on the other side of the wall screams, “For God’s sake, you asshole…it’s 3:30 in the god damn morning!”

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I can barley stomach the news .
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charlieee
Posted: Mon Dec 31, 2018 3:14 am Reply with quote
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My 10 year old daughter found the receipts from all the stuff I got her for Christmas .......all the stuff was supposed to come from SANTA.

She cried as she shook her receipt 'proof 'in the air.

She begged fo know if Santa was real.


I was fucked and cornerred .......


I'm still dealing with it....
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mosu101
Posted: Wed Jan 02, 2019 5:43 am Reply with quote
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charlieee wrote:
My 10 year old daughter found the receipts from all the stuff I got her for Christmas .......all the stuff was supposed to come from SANTA.

She cried as she shook her receipt 'proof 'in the air.

She begged fo know if Santa was real.


I was fucked and cornerred .......


I'm still dealing with it....


tell her you are sorry for keeping up the charade. Then ask if you can have the receipt and the items and return them!

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Parker
Posted: Wed Jan 02, 2019 10:53 pm Reply with quote
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mosu101 wrote:
charlieee wrote:
My 10 year old daughter found the receipts from all the stuff I got her for Christmas .......all the stuff was supposed to come from SANTA.

She cried as she shook her receipt 'proof 'in the air.

She begged fo know if Santa was real.


I was fucked and cornerred .......


I'm still dealing with it....


tell her you are sorry for keeping up the charade. Then ask if you can have the receipt and the items and return them!


Haha!! You, sir, are a role model!
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GETOCAT
Posted: Thu Jan 10, 2019 4:04 am Reply with quote
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I GOT MY CAPS LOCK ON!

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I can barley stomach the news .
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GETOCAT
Posted: Sat Jan 12, 2019 9:38 am Reply with quote
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Turned it off...

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swelbow
Posted: Mon Mar 04, 2019 11:51 am Reply with quote
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charlieee
Posted: Fri Jun 14, 2019 6:12 am Reply with quote
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Join some sort of social media.

Converse with colleagues.

Learn things you’ve never realised........open your mind.
We live in a world that can now be shared with unprecedented availability of knowledge available to all.

Use wisely.
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skully67
Posted: Wed Jan 22, 2020 10:18 pm Reply with quote
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swelbow wrote:
Is a sperm donor a prostitute?


entrepreneur!!!!!!!!
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