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The Green Monkey
Posted: Sun Nov 15, 2009 12:15 pm Reply with quote
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Pickled monkey smells like a rancid vinaigrette dressing if my pillowcase after sleeping off a good bender is any indication.

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larryville
Posted: Sun Nov 15, 2009 1:06 pm Reply with quote
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Grumpy Ol' Bastard wrote:
I can't wait to see the "bad people to deal with" post that this could spawn....

"So I traded Jackie for the monkey in a jar. Apparently the jar got broke in shipping. I came home to a pack of rabid dogs ripping the "formally in a jar" monkey to shreds on the front porch. The whole place now reeks of chemical and pickled monkey. My neighor lady thought the dogs were attacking one of the kids, she lost her life attempting the rescue. I found a clenched monkey fist & a set of dentures in a steaming pit bull pile. Thanks for nothing Jackie."

maybe i'm gonna keep this...

he's never been opened since the initial encasement around 1995....in my former life as a wannabe dvm

and just in case anybody needs dims:


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throttle_ninja
Posted: Sun Nov 15, 2009 1:28 pm Reply with quote
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Not sure I could sleep in the same house as that thing, fuckin creepy pickled little man

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Lincolnz
Posted: Sun Nov 15, 2009 11:53 pm Reply with quote
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I already cleared a spot in my living room for the lil' fella.

If you can cross border him, it would make for a great end of 2009 for me.

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Titletownjeff
Posted: Sun Nov 15, 2009 11:55 pm Reply with quote
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I think that jarred tiny monkey and Linc are destined to be soulmates....
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Cdog007
Posted: Mon Nov 16, 2009 12:16 am Reply with quote
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That is the coolest thing. How did u get it?
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larryville
Posted: Mon Nov 16, 2009 7:32 pm Reply with quote
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Lincolnz...you're my man. Just today Lucky told me today he thinks he'd like Canada....and that he thought sprinkling salt on my neighbors garden was a good, good idea.

Cdog007 wrote:
That is the coolest thing. How did u get it?

remember the big ebola scare of the mid 90's?
well, that's when i got my first crack at a monkey necropsy...and all i could think of was "man, i'm getting a real monkey's paw" and then "man, i'm gonna get that skull" and finally "shit, i'm getting that freakin' monkey skeleton!"

14 years later he's still in the jar..... imagine that.

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cmainiac666
Posted: Mon Nov 16, 2009 7:39 pm Reply with quote
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I still think my offer is best.
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Lincolnz
Posted: Mon Nov 16, 2009 7:47 pm Reply with quote
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If I get Lucky, I may have to change his name to, Whiskey!

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larryville
Posted: Mon Nov 16, 2009 9:16 pm Reply with quote
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cmainiac666 wrote:
I still think my offer is best.

jacob?!? if he can rake leaves, feed rabbits and stay off the damn computer then we may have a deal. no flat bill hats though

Lincolnz wrote:
If I get Lucky, I may have to change his name to, Whiskey!
Whiskey, Loretta, Mordecai, it's all good to him. I don't think he was ever real fond of Lucky anyway...

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