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HANDPLANTWILLY
Posted: Fri Nov 27, 2009 1:52 am Reply with quote
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I cant fucking stop. I see a deck, buy it, WHAM!


.....another one pops up. THEN I find myself now saying,

"HMMMMMM, that deck looks cool. I never liked that graphic until now for some reason?"


Seriously. Its gotten to the point where I feel like im negotiating with fuggin' brain that the fattest, ugliest, nastiest, low down dirty whore left in the bar at the end of the night is...

"OK"


"Yeah that deck/girl looks different for some reason?.....oooh I want it/her!


Then the damn bills come in the mail and I have to sell a deck off of my collection, possibly one I just bought of course because that whore has now stayed at my place.


If everybody could just please not sell any decks for awhile, I would appreciate it

And no stickers either. You may resume selling after the holidays fellas, I would prefer the middle of january of course.

Your going to have to find another means of making money for your christmas gifts this year, sorry for the bad news.

Chin up and have a good holiday.


Seriously, my wallet snuck around my waist and punched me in the nuts today, it hurt, and I was just nodding off from the turkey.


Gobbe, Gobble, Hey.

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jacbli76
Posted: Fri Nov 27, 2009 2:04 am Reply with quote
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i feel the same way


the buck smith one buck.......


always liked it

never thought about it much

its being talked about lately....

boom!

i want one now


mildly obsessed even

(actually all the completes from the mail order pages in the back of 80s Thrashers are appealing to me)


i stared at those pages soooooo much
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HANDPLANTWILLY
Posted: Fri Nov 27, 2009 2:10 am Reply with quote
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jacbli76 wrote:
i feel the same way


the buck smith one buck.......


always liked it

never thought about it much

its being talked about lately....

boom!

i want one now


mildly obsessed even

(actually all the completes from the mail order pages in the back of 80s Thrashers are appealing to me)


i stared at those pages soooooo much


Yes! There is a fine example!

I will never have THAT buck smith for I am a pirate!

I offered 140 BUT I wasnt hunting it!

I was okay with obviously not getting it for my low offer because I sure as hell dont need to be buying it!

But you know.....if he would have said "ok" there I was again, fucked.

I guess sometimes it pays to be a pirate these days.

At least im not a butt pirate!

(No offense to you "buttcaneers" out there )

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sonicdan
Posted: Fri Nov 27, 2009 9:59 am Reply with quote
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pirate junkies or junkie pirates?

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sonicdan
Posted: Fri Nov 27, 2009 10:01 am Reply with quote
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sometimes I buy decks, tell myself 'gotta stop buying', then there it is again - "uhm, I'll need that one, too"

just like you said - but then I get the weirdest feeling ever. I put a bid, a couple of minutes later I wish I won't get it.

"oops. I did it again."

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the only skaters my wife knows is Tony Hawk and Sonicdan
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jacbli76
Posted: Fri Nov 27, 2009 11:24 am Reply with quote
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britney spears wrote:


"oops. I did it again."
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sonicdan
Posted: Fri Nov 27, 2009 1:23 pm Reply with quote
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does britney collect skate decks???



does she have a ... I mean, is she a member here???

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HANDPLANTWILLY
Posted: Fri Nov 27, 2009 2:37 pm Reply with quote
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sonicdan wrote:
sometimes I buy decks, tell myself 'gotta stop buying', then there it is again - "uhm, I'll need that one, too"

just like you said - but then I get the weirdest feeling ever. I put a bid, a couple of minutes later I wish I won't get it.

"oops. I did it again."


^^^^^^^^EXACTLY!!!!!!^^^^^^^^^^^^


Both of you guys hit the nail on the head!!

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jacbli76
Posted: Fri Nov 27, 2009 2:48 pm Reply with quote
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addictive personalities(we have them)


we love the chase

once it arrives...meh


on to the next one


(or something like that)
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zeno01
Posted: Fri Nov 27, 2009 3:56 pm Reply with quote
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You know I'm bad, the times I've had,
I've got a bad reputation,
I don't care, I get my share,
Don't feel no deprivation,
The more I get the better it is,
I like it fine, I like a little whizz,
Treat 'em like ladies, that's a fact,
You know The Chase Is Better Than The Catch

The silver tongued devil, demon lynch,
You know just what I'm doing,
I like a little innocent bitch,
You know I ain't just screwing,
I ain't.

I love you baby, know you're too much,
I like it fine, I feel your touch,
But your appearance don't hold no class,
You know The Chase Is Better Than The Catch

A little beauty, I love you madly,
Come on home with me,
I know you're hot, I know what you've got,
You know I want to shake your tree,
Come on honey, touch me right there,
Come on honey, don't you get scared,
Come on honey, let me get you in the sack,
You know The Chase Is Better Than The Catch

All right! Let me hear ya!
I can't hear ya!

-Lemmy

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