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atxJIMatx
Posted: Sun Sep 19, 2004 2:18 pm Reply with quote
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so.. i probably drink close to a gallon of coffee a day ... mostly iced black .. have to brew the shit extra strong so the ice won't water it down too much...
Well, the old lady is currently riding the red cotton pony and I know how she gets if she wakes up and there's no sugar in the house.. so I head over to this local coffee shop to buy her a nice slab of Tres Leches cake (which probably deserves its own thread in here-- DAMN) and I order up an iced coffee...
Lo and behold, the ice cubes are actually frozen coffee... GENIUS!!!!
Made my day.....
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civilian2b
Posted: Sun Sep 19, 2004 4:41 pm Reply with quote
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now if only you could brew your coffee with caffeinated water...
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The Green Monkey
Posted: Sun Sep 19, 2004 5:53 pm Reply with quote
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Do not try brewing coffee with anything but water.

Once we got a new coffee maker, I played doctor with the old one.

Coffee made with coffee turns into a thin motor oil and smells pretty bad. It did not taste good.

Coffee made with Mountain Dew turns thicker, and smells worse. It tasted prety wretched.

Coffee made with Budweiser boils off until you're left with a tarry black substance, not unlike more liquid pot resin, and it stank up my whole building for a day with a horrible fucking stench I'd put on par with rotting raccoon baking in a garbage can. It tasted like lake mud.

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Gusto
Posted: Sun Sep 19, 2004 6:07 pm Reply with quote
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can you try rum and let me know??

preferably 151

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zodiac13
Posted: Sun Sep 19, 2004 6:19 pm Reply with quote
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Also, do not use pre-sweetened drink mixes (Kool-Aid, Wyler's...etc.) to sweeten your coffee. No matter how much the idea may intrigue your LSD addled brain after a night of campfire induced introspection. It was a mistake I made on a camping trip, oh so many years ago, and what cured me of drinking anything other than straight-up black coffee.

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civilian2b
Posted: Sun Sep 19, 2004 7:06 pm Reply with quote
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thanks for the tip...but have you tried using caffeinated water





hmmm
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zodiac13
Posted: Sun Sep 19, 2004 7:10 pm Reply with quote
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Great idea C2B!

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305oldschool
Posted: Mon Sep 20, 2004 12:10 am Reply with quote
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That water Joe sounds like a good idea....and use Red Bull instead of creamer.

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civilian2b
Posted: Mon Sep 20, 2004 12:44 am Reply with quote
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red bull instead of creamer....yikes



why not just shoot up some speed and call it a day (and another day, and another day, and another day..)

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The Green Monkey
Posted: Mon Sep 20, 2004 9:16 am Reply with quote
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I don't imagine that the caffeinated water would cause too many problems, but I'm sure the Bacardi 151 would boil off just like the Budweiser, only moreso.

I smashed the old coffee maker to pieces with a bat, so I'm not capable of doing any more experiments.

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