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| MMS |
 Posted: Mon Sep 20, 2004 9:50 am |
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ORDER OF THE SKULL
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I've only used water for coffee...
BUT...
I've used root beer for bong water (bubbled up and soaked the bowl...seemed like a good idea in the car on a road trip...not)
I've had beer on fruit loops...camping mishap
I pierced a girls ear and used mescal to "sterilize" the needle
My best friend once used a stick of butter as a sexual lubricant on a bar skank he brought home... |
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| Mint |
| Posted: Mon Sep 20, 2004 10:13 am |
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| The Green Monkey |
| Posted: Mon Sep 20, 2004 10:40 am |
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Grumpy Ol' Bastard wrote: I've used root beer for bong water (bubbled up and soaked the bowl...seemed like a good idea in the car on a road trip...not)
Kool-Aid ruined our Darth Vader bong in college.
Grumpy Ol' Bastard wrote: I've had beer on fruit loops...camping mishap
Try Sprite, 7UP or Squirt on sugary cereals. My favorite is Sprite and Honey Nut Cheerios. Beer goes better with heartier cereals, like Grape Nuts or Wheat Chex.
Grumpy Ol' Bastard wrote: My best friend once used a stick of butter as a sexual lubricant on a bar skank he brought home...
I thought the guy I knew who claimed to have used a frozen banana was sick and wrong. Butter?!?! |
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| AlvaCollector |
| Posted: Mon Sep 20, 2004 11:04 am |
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Grumpy Ol' Bastard wrote:
My best friend once used a stick of butter as a sexual lubricant on a bar skank he brought home...
WOW, she must have really been into him if he needed lube. Christ, drunk and loose and he still needed lube?  |
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| MMS |
| Posted: Mon Sep 20, 2004 12:04 pm |
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| back door love affair...nuff said.... |
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| The Green Monkey |
| Posted: Mon Sep 20, 2004 12:05 pm |
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AlvaCollector wrote: Grumpy Ol' Bastard wrote:
My best friend once used a stick of butter as a sexual lubricant on a bar skank he brought home...
WOW, she must have really been into him if he needed lube. Christ, drunk and loose and he still needed lube?
Just a guess, but I suspect that we're talking about The Bad Place, which does not naturally lubricate itself, well, not exactly... |
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| atxJIMatx |
| Posted: Mon Sep 20, 2004 1:54 pm |
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| ... ahhhh takin' it top shelf.... |
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| MMS |
| Posted: Mon Sep 20, 2004 2:16 pm |
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| sorry I jacked your thread jim... |
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| atxJIMatx |
| Posted: Mon Sep 20, 2004 3:27 pm |
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| naw.. that's cool....when I said "takin' it top shelf" I was referring to sticking it in "the Bad place" |
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| MMS |
| Posted: Mon Sep 20, 2004 3:32 pm |
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Well...that IS what happened...
The punch line to the story is this..."It was like buttering a ear of corn"
You figure it out. |
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