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vaskateboards
Posted: Mon Nov 08, 2004 11:27 am Reply with quote
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I was hoping you would get that avitar.
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Posted: Mon Nov 08, 2004 7:58 pm Reply with quote
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Posted: Mon Nov 08, 2004 10:33 pm Reply with quote
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YES!
Fried Triggerfish with cheese grits and okra from Perdido Cove.
Goddammit! Why did that stupid hurricane have to fuck everything up? This is my favorite time of year to be down on the Gulf coast!

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The Green Monkey
Posted: Tue Nov 09, 2004 10:45 pm Reply with quote
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I need the help of some of you grit aficionados, but first, I'd like to give a little background.

Tonight, THM and I were out to dinner at one of the tonier joints in town, celebrating the 8 year anniversary of our first date, the night when she was cut off by the bartenders and I kept getting her drinks, which eventually led her to throw up in her pocket while riding the bus. We went to our bar for a few drinks, and crossed the street to go to the restaurant. While I was in the bathroom, another patron went crazy. She was an 80 or 90 year old woman, and she got up from her table and stumbled around to the neighboring tables, screaming nonsense and slapping the tables of other patrons. THM compared her to the lady who throws cats from The Simpsons. I came back from the pisser, and she was being walked out by one of her pals. Everyone else was shellshocked, and the waiter came up and apologized to us, explaining that he guessed that that was what happened when you were 100 years old and you had four martinis before dinner. She made her way back in, sat back down at her seat, and finished her drink. Her friends (one about 75 or 80, another in her late 30s) came in to corral her. The 75 year old began arguing with the staff that they had to leave, and that they weren't paying for their dinners, despite the fact that they had already begun to be prepared. The crazy drunk one snuck back on to the scene, and tore up the check, even though the restaurant had taken the charge for their uneaten meals off, and was only charging them for their cocktails. THM persuaded me from offering to buy the lady another drink. It was an awesome spectacle.

Anyway, THM had the chorizo and scallop sautee, which came with a side of cider grits, which were goddamndelicious.

Anyone have any idea how you go about creating cider grits? We're not really all that grit-proficient, so we appreciate the help.

Thanks...

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Posted: Tue Nov 09, 2004 11:19 pm Reply with quote
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that story is great bro, I cant wait to hit 65. I'll act crazy on purpose all
the time and get away with it. fuckin acting like a retard just to fuck with people (specialy teens and peoples in their 20's)


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Posted: Wed Nov 10, 2004 9:22 am Reply with quote
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gotta love a geriatric drunk story. to top it off, you should have called the cops - always fun to get the law involved (assumiing you're on the right side at the time) - gotta recoup some of those tax dollars!

PMming you re: cider grits.

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The Green Monkey
Posted: Wed Nov 10, 2004 12:05 pm Reply with quote
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That lady was in orbit. She would have struck an officer, which is no good for anyone...

Got the grit scoop. Thanks!

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